Kukumbatira Gulu Lanu

Pali masiku omwe ndimadzimva kuti ndine woweta ziweto: Ndimadzuka dzuwa lisanalowe, magazi asanafike kumatope akutsogolo, ndipo chinthu choyamba kuchita ndikudyetsa gulu lanyama. Amphaka amayang'anira momwe ndimaperekera udzu ndi zitumbuwa kwa nkhumba zisanu ndi zinayi kenako kalulu. Nditaima mwachangu kupanga kapu ya khofi wapompopompo, ndimapatsa amphaka chidole chawo choyamba cha chakudya chonyowa ndikuwayang'anira kuti awonetsetse kuti palibe kuba kwambiri. Nyumba yanga imakhala ndi nthawi yodyetsa yomwe imathera ndi chakudya chonyowa kwa amphaka komanso udzu wochuluka kwa otsutsa ndisanapite kukagona. Zaka zambiri mliriwu usanachitike komanso kwanthawi yayitali, miyambo imeneyi yakhala ikukhazikika tsiku lonse. Zachidziwikire, pali zambiri kuposa izi.

Sindimadzuka chifukwa cha phokoso la ziwetozo, kapena mphaka wanjala akundikakamira kundiyang'ana pankhope panga. Ndimadzuka chifukwa ndadzipereka kusamalira zamoyo izi zomwe zimandidalira kuti ndikhale pogona, chakudya, madzi… chilichonse. Kupatula apo, ali mbali ya banja; Ndikufuna kuti azisangalala ndikukhala ndi moyo wosangalala. Pali masiku ovuta momwe timanenanso zomwe makolo onse anena kwa ana awo, "Ndi chinthu chabwino kuti ndiwe wokongola!" koma m'masiku ovuta, mudzamva ngati chiwopsezo chofunitsitsa kuti mupereke kena kake. Amphaka amamva ngati wina akumva chisoni kapena akudwala (kapena sagwirizana nawo) ndipo amayesa kuthandiza. Amphaka sakudziwa kuti amachepetsa kuthamanga kwa magazi nthawi yomweyo, koma ndikuganiza akudziwa kuti ngati atadzipukuta pamwendo wanu, mavuto anu amaoneka ngati osafunikira kwenikweni.

Ndiyenera kunena kuti chaka chathachi, pomwe tonse tidakhala kunyumba tili mwamantha, kusatsimikizika, komanso mantha owopsa kutha kwa mapepala achimbudzi, ndine wokondwa kuti ndigawana nyumba yanga ndi ziweto 13 ndi anthu ena asanu. Kulikonse komwe ndingapite mnyumba, sindimakhala ndekha. Mungauze kalulu zinsinsi zanu; sangakukakamizeni. Mutha kunong'oneza maloto anu kwa nkhumba ndipo adzakuyang'anirani modabwa. Ndipo mphaka azikhala nanu mwakachetechete ngakhale mulibe choti munene. Chabwino, nthawi zina amphaka amatha kugwedezeka ndikupatsani mwayi woweruza koma kenako ayesere kukupulumutsani kusamba. Sindingalimbikitse aliyense kudzaza nyumba yawo monga ine ndiriri. Sikunali cholinga changa. Sitinathe kunena kwa othawa kwawo omwe analibe kwina kulikonse.

Nkhumba ziwiri zokalamba zikafika mchipinda changa chodyera kumtunda kwaonyamula okwera magalimoto kuyambira zaka za m'ma 70, ndidakwinya nkhope yanga kuti ndiwoneke molimba. Amawoneka ngati chinthu chaching'ono chomwe mwana angatenge, ngati mbatata zokhala ndi maso akulu akuda ndi magulu awiri amiyendo ya mbalame. Ndinkatha kuwawona kuti anali okalamba komanso amisala. Maina awo ndi Caramel ndi PFU -short ya Pink Fluffy Unicorn, ndizomwe timapeza mukomiti ya 4, 5 ndi 6 ikubwera ndi dzina. Ndipo amaganiza kuti ndi msungwana (ndikutha kunena, koma ndi nkhani ina). Ine sindine chilombo, kotero chinthu chokhwima kwambiri chomwe ndimakhoza kunena chinali, "Pangani mnyamatayo aziwasamalira." Izi zinali zaka ziwiri zapitazo. Sindikuganiza kuti abwerera mkalasi. Moona mtima, sindinadziwe choti ndinene, chifukwa ndimaganiza kuti ine ndi mkazi wanga tidavomereza kuti tili ndi ziweto zokwanira kale.

Tinapeza mwadala amphaka atatu ndi kalulu. Dongosolo loyambirira linali lofuna kupeza amphaka awiri. Woyamba anabwera kwa ife kuchokera kwa woyandikana naye yemwe wamng'ono kwambiri anali wotsutsana kwambiri. Amphaka awiri achiwiri adabwera nditaitanidwa kuti mwana wathu wamkazi wayimilira pamalo olerera a PetCo, atanyamula khasu la mphaka wa lalanje kupyola mipiringidzo ya khola akunena, "Ndikufuna iyi." Ndipo mphaka wa maso akulu anali ndi mchimwene wake wamakutu akulu, wobisala kumbuyo kwa mchimwene wake wocheperako. Zachidziwikire ndidati, "O, ingotenga zonse ziwiri." Kalulu adapangidwa ndi mwana wathu wamwamuna atayimirira m'chipinda cham'maso ndi madzi, kulonjeza kuti amukonda, ndikutsuka pambuyo pake ndikufinya ndipo amwalira popanda kalulu. Zima tsopano amakhala komwe anali ataimirira, pansi pa TV, pafupi ndi malo amoto.

Sitinadandaulepo za ziweto zomwe timakonzera komanso iwo omwe adabwera mnyumba mwathu mwangozi. Amakhala magwero achikondi nthawi zonse, zosangalatsa, kumvera ena chisoni ndi zina zambiri. Kamodzi pamlungu, mkazi wanga amanditumizira chithunzi chokongola cha amphaka aliwonse omwe amakondana kapena ndi mwana m'modzi. Kuchokera kuchipinda chotsatira. Nditha kukhala woyamwa nyama yoyamwa, koma nditha kuwathandiza kwambiri pochita china chake chomwe chimanditengera ndalama zochepa.

Ine ndi mkazi wanga takhala ndi ziweto mosalekeza kuyambira pomwe tinakwatirana. Iwo anali ana athu oyambira, kenako abwenzi oyamba a ana athu. Tsopano, iwo ndi ana a ana. Aliyense amakhala ndi makanda obiriwira chifukwa amabwezeretsa chikondi chochulukirachulukira. Ziweto zathu zatipatsa chikondi - zonse zofunikira komanso zopanda malire- ndipo zonse ndizofunika kuzisamalira, kuzikonda, inde, ndalama. Masiku ambiri, ndimangokhalira kuwononga zinyalala zamphaka kuposa t-shirt ina yanzeru yomwe imathera pansi pa ana anga sabata limodzi. Kalulu sasowa zolimba; amangofunika udzu ndi timitengo kuti odulirawo azikhala athanzi. Ndipo ndidzakondwera kutulutsa thumba la mapira a nkhumba lokwana mapaundi 25 m'chipinda chodyera chifukwa limapanga timasamba ta nkhumba. '

Chimodzi mwazinthu zosangalatsa zokhala ndi ziweto ndikutha kugwiritsa ntchito mawu ngati 'binky' kapena 'popcorn' kapena 'snurgle' pakampani yolemekezeka. Kalulu akapeza chisangalalo china, amachimasula ndikudumpha molunjika-binky! Izi zitha kuchitika nthawi iliyonse: pakati pa kuthamanga, mukudya, nthawi iliyonse. Zili ngati zimachitika kwa iwo. Nkhumba za ku Guinea zimachitanso chimodzimodzi, koma ndizosiyana: popcorn. Kuwona kusefukira kwa chisangalalo ngati chimenecho ndikodabwitsa, chifukwa mukudziwa kuti ndizowona mtima. Amphaka amakulira kapena 'amapanga mabisiketi' pa inu akamva kudalira kwathunthu komanso chisangalalo.

Kwa inu omwe mumakonda kuwerengera kunyumba, zimangokhala ziweto zisanu ndi chimodzi. Gulu lina la nkhumba linafika mchipinda chodyera chaka chotsatira. Dzina lake ndi Cookie ndipo amawoneka ngati mwana wa badger yemwe amadabwitsidwa nthawi zonse. Sanakhalitse mwana watsopano mtawuniyi kwa nthawi yayitali.

Pasanapite nthawi, anthu awiri othawa kwawo anasamukira m'nyumba yathu. Sitidzawawerengera pagawo lachiweto chifukwa SINDIMALIPIRA ngongole zawo za vetit. Ndi nkhani yayitali, koma abwenzi awiri a mwana wanga wamwamuna adathamangitsidwa m'nyumba ndipo amafunikira pogona ku mliriwu. Monga ndikuwuza aliyense; ngati mungasankhe achinyamata awiri kuti azibwera kunyumba kwanu, awa ndi omwewo.

M'modzi mwa ana awiri atsopanowa ali ndi chibwenzi. Iyenso ndi mwana wabwino, koma amadya mopitirira muyeso. Ndipo amabweretsa zobwerera kunyumba! Tsiku lina usiku, ndinamva phokoso pansi. Sindingathe kufotokoza ruckus chifukwa sizinamveka mwachilendo. Ndikukhulupirira gulu la achinyamata amatchedwa ruckus, ngati gulu la njuchi kapena gulu la anyani. Ndinagona kupyola pamenepo, ndi mphaka kapena awiri atagona pa mawondo anga.

M'mawa, ndinapezanso nkhumba ina m'chipinda chodyera, nthawi ino itakulungidwa mchikwere chomwe tidagwiritsa ntchito hamster yomwe idachoka pano. Chibwenzi chidamupeza atamasuka paki akuyenda ndi galu wake. Anamubweretsa pamalo oyamba omwe angaganize ndi malo oti amudyetse. Panthawiyi, ndinali nditaleka kuyika phazi langa. Chiponde chinali chosalala kwambiri komanso chozungulira kwambiri. Anali ndi ana asanu, patatha milungu itatu. Ndiyenera kuvomereza kuti kubadwa kwake kunali kodabwitsa. Ndawonapo anthu akubadwa ndipo ndizovuta. Chiponde sichinapange phokoso panthawi yonseyi. Kusuntha kwachuma kwake kunali ngati mwambo wa tiyi. Mkazi wanga adamva mwana woyamba wamasabata (iyi ndi imodzi mwazomwe nkhumba zimapanga) ndipo tonse tidasonkhana kuti tiwone. Kawiri adawoneka modabwitsa pankhope pake, adafikira pansi, ndikutulutsa mwana ndi mano ake. Amatsuka mwana aliyense mwachangu kenako nakhala pansi ngati kuti nthawi zonse pamakhala zikope zisanu zomata, zaphokoso zodumpha. Zinali ngati chiwonetsero chamatsenga. Ta-da! Khumi ndi zitatu!

Matsenga satha, koma maubale amachita ngati mumayigwiritsa ntchito. Takhala nthawi yayitali chaka chatha tikuphunzira za umunthu ndi zododometsa za ziweto zathu. Mphaka mmodzi adzandidalitsa ndikayetsemula. Wina azisewera ndikutulutsa ndipo wachitatu amakonda kugona pabedi ngati munthu. Madzulo masana asanalandire saladi, nkhumba zimayamba kuphika zomwe zimamveka ngati nyama ya anyani. Kalulu amafunsa (ndikumva) kugwedeza kwa aliyense wodutsa m'chipinda cham'banja, koma amanjenjemera akamutenga. Kuphunzira izi komanso zina zambiri za ziwetozi kwapangitsa kuti kudzipatula kukhale kosavuta kwa anthu onse mnyumbamo. Ngati mudzisindikiza m'nyumba, mudzisindikize ndi chiweto, kapena 13. Ndi chifukwa chodzuka m'mawa, osangalala kulandira nthawi yanu ndi chikondi ndikulipira ndi chidwi. Kuimbira foni pakompyuta ndi chida chabwino mukalephera kukhala ndi mnzanu, koma kupalasa mimba yotentha ndi mphaka ndi chinthu chongopitsidwanso. Kukumbatira gulu lanu ndikuthokoza kuti ali m'moyo wanu. Ndikukhulupirira kuti ali othokoza kuti inunso muli nawo.