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Pane mazuva andinonzwa kunge muchengeti: ndinomuka zuva risati rasvika, ropa risati rasvika kumakwenzi emberi, uye chinhu chekutanga chandinoita kufudza boka. Makatsi anotarisa apo ini ndichigadzira huni nemapellets kune mapfumbamwe enguruve uyezve tsuro. Mushure mekumira nekukurumidza kugadzira kapu yekofi inonaka, ndinopa katsi dhongi ravo rekutanga rechikafu chinyoro uye ndinovatarisa kuti vave nechokwadi chekuti hapana kuba kwakawanda. Imba yangu inomhanya pane chirongwa che feedings icho chinopera neyaka nyoro tudyo kune katsi uye hwakawanda huswa kune vanotsoropodza ndisati ndarara. Nguva refu denda risati rasvika uye nguva refu yapfuura, idzi tsika dzakapa chimiro cheyakajairika kwezuva rese. Ehe, pane zvimwe kune izvo kupfuura izvo.

Ini handisimuke nekuda kweruzha rwemombe, kana katsi ine nzara ichiomerera ichindinama kumeso kwangu. Ini ndinosimuka nekuti ndakazvipira kuchengeta izvi zvipenyu zvinoenderana neni pekugara, chikafu, mvura… zvese. Kunze kwezvo, ivo chikamu chemhuri; Ndinoda kuti vabudirire uye vave nehupenyu hunofadza. Kune mazuva akashata apo patinotaura chinhu chimwe chete icho vabereki vese vakataura kuvana vavo, "Chinhu chakanaka kuti wakanaka!" asi pamazuva akaomarara, iwe unonzwa paw iri kutambanudza ruoko kuti upe chimwe chinhu kumashure. Katsi dzinonzwa kana mumwe munhu achisuruvara kana achirwara (kana sema) uye ivo vanoedza kubatsira. Katsi hadzizive dzinodzikisa BP yako pakarepo, asi ndinofunga ivo vanoziva kuti kana vakakwenya pamakumbo ako uye purr, matambudziko ako anoita seasina kukosha.

Ndinofanira kutaura kuti gore rapfuura, apo isu tese takagara pamba tichigara nekutya, kusava nechokwadi, uye kutya kwakanyanya kwekubuda mupepa remuchimbuzi, ndiri kufara kuti ndinogovana imba yangu nezvipfuwo gumi nezvitatu nevamwe vanhu vashanu. Kwese kwandinoenda mumba, handimbori ndega. Unogona kuudza tsuro zvakavanzika zvako; ivo havazokurove iwe kunze. Iwe unogona kuzevezera kurota kwako kune Guinea yenguruve uye ivo vachakutarisa iwe mune rakapamhamha-rakashama ziso. Uye kati ichagara chinyararire newe kunyangwe iwe usina chekutaura. Zvakanaka, dzimwe nguva katsi dzinogona kunge dziri jerks uye dzinokupa iwe mutongi-y tarisa asi wozoedza kununura iwe kubva kugeza. Ini handikurudzire chero munhu kuunga imba yavo seni ndinayo. Yakanga isiri iyo chinangwa changu. Isu hatina kukwanisa kutaura kuti kwete kune vapoteri vasina kumwe kwekuenda.

Kana mbiri yenguruve dzakakwegura dzikamhara muimba yangu yekudyira muhafu yepamusoro yemutakuri wemotokari kubva kuma 70s, ini ndakamhanyisa huma yangu mukuyedza kutarisisa. Ivo vaitaridzika sechinhu chinodhonzwa nemwana mudiki, kunge mbatatisi ine maziso makuru matema uye maviri seti emakumbo eshiri. I could see they were old and kind of ragged. Mazita avo anonzi Caramel uye PFU -short ye Pink Fluffy Unicorn, zvinova ndizvo zvatinowana kana komiti yechi4, yechishanu nerechitanhatu ichiuya nezita. Uye ivo vakafunga kuti aive musikana (ndinogona kurondedzera, asi iri imwe nyaya). Ini handisi chikara, saka chinhu chakanyanya kundityisa chandingati, "Ita kuti mukomana avachengete." Izvo zvakaitika makore maviri apfuura. Handifunge kuti vari kudzokera kukirasi. Kutendeseka, ndakanga ndisingazive zvekutaura, nekuti ndaifunga kuti mukadzi wangu neni takabvumirana kuti tanga tatova nezvipfuyo zvakakwana.

Isu takanga tawana nemaune katsi nhatu netsuro. Chirongwa chekutanga chaive chekutora katsi mbiri. Yekutanga yakauya kwatiri ichibva kune muvakidzani ane gotwe raityisa zvinotyisa. Katsi mbiri dzechipiri dzakauya pandakafonerwa zvichinzi mwanasikana wedu aive akamira munzvimbo yekurerwa kwePetCo, akabata paw yekatsi yeorenji kuburikidza nemabhawa egeji achidzokorora, "Ndinoda uyu." Uye katsi iyi yemaziso makuru yaive nehama ine nzeve huru, yakavanda kuseri kwemukoma wake mudiki. Chokwadi ndakati, "O, chingotorai ivo vaviri." Tsuro yaive chigadzirwa chemwanakomana wedu akamira mumba memhuri aine maziso anodonha mvura, achivimbisa kuida, uye nekuchenesa mushure mayo nekuisvina uye anofa zvachose asina tsuro iyi. Nguva yechando anogara chaiko kwaakange akamira, pasi peTV, padyo nechoto.

Hatina kumbozvidemba nezvipfuwo zvatakarongera uye nevaya vakauya mumba medu nemukana. Ivo ndevano gara sosi yerudo, varaidzo, kunzwira tsitsi uye zvimwe zvakawanda. Kanenge kamwe chete pasvondo, mukadzi wangu anondinyorera mufananidzo wakanaka wechero musanganiswa wekatsi dzakabatana pamwe chete kana nemumwe wevana. Kubva mukamuri rinotevera. Ndinogona kunge ndiri mucherechedzi chipfuwo chiri kushaiwa, asi ndinogona kuvabatsira zvakanyanya nekuita chimwe chinhu chinonditorera zvishoma.

Ini nemukadzi wangu takagara tichichengeta zvipfuyo nguva nenguva kubva patakaroora. Ivo vaive vana vedu vekutanga, ipapo shamwari dzevana vedu vekutanga. Zvino, ndivo vana vevana. Wese munhu anocheka vacheche-vacheche nekuti vanodzosera rudo rwakawanda. Zvipfuwo zvedu zvakatipa rudo - zvese zvine mamiriro uye zvisingabvumirwe- uye chimwe nechimwe chakanangana nekutarisa kwedu, rudo uye hongu, mari. Mazuva mazhinji, ndinotoda kushandisa mari pamarara emakati pane imwe t-shirt yakangwara inozopedzisira yave pauriri hwevana vangu muvhiki. Tsuro haidi mabhureki; anongoda huswa nematanda kuitira kuti vanocheka vake vagare vakagwinya. Uye ini ndinofara kukanda 25-pondo bhegi reguinea pellets munzvimbo yekudyira nekuti inogadzira iyo piggies 'popcorn.'

Chimwe chezvinhu zvinonakidza nezvekuva nezvipfuyo kugona kushandisa mazwi anoti 'binky' kana 'popcorn' kana 'snurgle' mukambani inoremekedza. Tsuro painounganidza mwero wakati wemufaro, vanoisunungura nekusvetuka yakatwasuka kumusoro- binky! Izvi zvinogona kuitika chero nguva: pakati pekumhanya, uchidya, chero nguva. Zvinoita sezvinoitika kwavari. Guinea nguruve dzinoita zvakafanana, asi zvine semusiyano zvakasiyana: popcorn. Kuona kuwanda kwemufaro wakadai kunoshamisa, nekuti iwe unoziva kuti ndeyechokwadi. Katsi dzinokurumidzira kana 'kugadzira mabhisikiti' pauri kana vachinzwa kuvimba kwakazara uye mufaro.

Kune avo venyu vanochengeta mamakisi kumba, izvo zvinongove nhoroondo yezvipfuwo zvitanhatu. Imwe kirasi yenguruve yakasvika muimba yekudyira gore rakatevera. Zita rake ndiKuki uye anotaridzika semwana anogara achishamisika badger. Haana kugara mwana mutsva mudhorobha kwenguva refu.

Pasina nguva, vanhu vaviri vevapoteri vakatamira pamba pedu. Hatisi kuzoaverenga muchikamu chechipfuwo nekuti ini HANDISI kuzobhadhara yavo vet mabhiri. Iyo nyaya refu, asi shamwari mbiri dzemwanakomana wangu dzakadzingwa mumba mavo uye vaida pekuhwanda kubva kudenda. Sezvo ini ndichiudza munhu wese; kana iwe uchifanirwa kutora vechidiki vaviri kuti vauye kuzogara mumba mako, aya ndiwo angave iwo.

Mumwe wevana vaviri vatsva ane mukomana. Iyewo mwana akanaka, asi anodya zvakawandisa. Uye anounza zvarasika kumba! Kunonoka humwe husiku, ndakanzwa ruckus pazasi. Ini handikwanise kunyatsotsanangura ruckus nekuti haina kurira kunze kweyakajairika. Ini ndinotenda boka revachiri kuyaruka rinonzi ruckus, seboka renyuchi kana boka retsoko. Ndakarara kuburikidza naro, nekatsi kana maviri akarara pamabvi.

Mangwanani, ndakawana imwe yenguruve muimba yekudyira, panguva ino yakanamirwa muchizarira chatainge tashandisa hamster yazvino. Mukomana akange amuwana akasununguka mupaki achifamba nembwa yake. Akamuunza kunzvimbo yekutanga yaaigona kufunga nezvayo zvekumupa chikafu. Panguva ino, ndakanga ndamira kuyedza kuisa tsoka yangu pasi. Peanut yaive yakatetepa uye yakatenderera. Akave nevana vashanu, vhiki nhatu dzakazotevera. Ndinofanira kubvuma kuti kuberekwa kwacho kwaishamisa. Ndakaona vanhu vachizvarwa uye zvakakomba. Peanut haina kuita ruzha panguva yese iyi. Hupfumi hwake hwekufamba hwainge hwakaita semutambo weti. Mudzimai wangu zvakaitika kuti anzwe mwana wekutanga vhiki (ndiyo imwe yemanzwi yenguruve anoita) uye isu tese takaungana kuti titarise. Kashanu akaonekwa zvisina kujairika kumeso kwake, akasvika pasi, ndokudhonza mwana nemeno ake. Akakurumidza kuchenesa mwana wega wega nekusiyana ndokubva agara pasi sekunge kwaigara paine makadhi mashanu anonamira, ane ruzha emakopi ake achisvetuka. Yakanga yakaita semashiripiti. Ta-da! Gumi netatu!

Mashiripiti haagare, asi hukama hunoita kana iwe ukashanda pavari. Isu takapedza nguva yakawanda gore rino rapfuura tichidzidza hunhu uye madhiviyncrasies ezvipfuyo zvedu. Katsi imwe inondiropafadza kana ndahotsira. Mumwe achatamba fetch uye wechitatu anofarira kurara pamubhedha semunhu. Mumasikati nguva pfupi vasati vatora saladhi, iyo nguruve dzinotanga trilling inonzwika chaizvo sepenguin koloni. Tsuro inoda (uye inowana) kubata kubva kune vese vanopfuura mukamuri yemhuri, asi kuvhunduka paanosimudzwa. Kuve nekudzidza izvi uye nezvimwe zvakawanda pamusoro peimwe yemhuka dzinovaraidza kwaita kuti kuzviparadzanisa kuve nyore kuvanhu vese vari mumba. Kana uchizozvisimbisa mumba, zvisunge nemhuka inovaraidza, kana 13. Ndicho chikonzero chekumuka pamubhedha mangwanani, uchifara kugamuchira nguva yako nerudo uye kuribhadharazve nechimbadzo. Vhidhiyo yekufona chishandiso chakanaka kana iwe usingakwanise kuve neshamwari, asi kupuruzira dumbu rinodziyirwa nezuva nekatsi chinhu chinodzoreredzwa. Gumbatira boka rako uye utende kuti vari muhupenyu hwako. Ndine chokwadi chekuti vanotenda kuti uri mune yavo.