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Kana Vanhu Vazhinji Vachienda Kurudyi, Ini ndinoenda KUSIYA!

Ini ndinonyora ruboshwe. Ndinokwesha mazino angu kuruboshwe. Dzimwe nguva ndinodya kuruboshwe. Asi ini handisi wechokwadi kuruboshwe-ruoko. NDAKASARUDZA kuva ruboshwe.

Baba vangu vakanaka vakaita se "vakasara" sezvavari kuwana. Anoshandisa chigero chakakosha; anonyora neruoko rwakakombama (ndinofunga kukwanisa kuona zvaari kunyora). Pane zvinhu izvo aanogona kuita kurudyi-ruoko, asi chete nekuti zvaive akaboora maari achiri mudiki, pamwe nekuti muzuva rake, yaive kumashure zvachose kuva "southpaw." Ndiri kushamisika kuti haana kutanga kutaura kwekutadza.

Kuti uve wekubata-ruoko, iwe wakasiyana. Iyo yakasarudzika tsika. Uye zvichienderana nenguva yawakakurira mairi, unogona kutariswa wakasarudzika, wakakosha; kana kudzivirirwa, kudzingwa, kusekwa. Ini ndakakurira mune yakasarudzika, yakakosha nguva, saka ndakasarudza kuve ruboshwe-ruoko. NDAKASARUDZA.

Ndisati ndatombotanga chikoro, ndakanga ndatoratidza kare “kuvhiringidzika.” Ini ndaifambisa forogo yangu kubva kune rumwe ruoko kuenda kune rumwe pakudya, ini ndaikwesha bvudzi rangu nechero ruoko rwakanhonga bhurasho. Ini sezviri pachena ndakapenda neruoko rupi zvaro krayoni raive padyo padyo. Vabereki vangu vainetseka. Ko kana ndikaedza kudzidza kunyora nemaoko maviri uye izvi zvakandidzikisira kuchikoro? Saka, vakandigarisa pasi kuti vataure neni. Ini ndinogona kana kurangarira hurukuro kusvika nhasi. Ndakagara pamabvi ababa vangu, nechigaro chakaburitswa patafura yekudyira (zviripachena pataifarira kuitisa misangano yemhuri), amai vangu vakagara pachigaro padivi pedu, vachizendamira kumberi kuti vakwanise kunditarisa mumaziso patiri akataura. Vakandiudza kuti ndaifanira kutora ruoko (havana kutsanangura kuti nei kusvika makore angu ekukura, fungidzira vakafunga kuti handinzwisise). Saka nekufunga kwemwana, ndakasarudza kusiiwa-ruoko. Unoona, amai vangu vaive neruoko rwerudyi, pamwe nehanzvadzi yangu hombe. Baba vangu vaive kuruboshwe. Ini ndaisada kuti ave iye ega mumhuri, saka ndakasarudza kunyange mhuri yacho kubuda. Ndakanga ndisingazive chandaipinda.

Handina kuziva kuti paizove nematambudziko. Inkino yakazorwa zvese kumusoro uye pasi ruoko rwako nekuti iwe wakasarudza isiriyo peni (masara anofambisa maoko avo pane zvakanyorwa). Iwo maringi anotapira anonyora paruoko rwako kubva pamabhuku akasungwa akasungwa. Kuedza kuzvibata mudhesiki diki muchikoro kana muhoroji kukoreji, nekuti yega inowanika nzvimbo yekunyora inobuda kurudyi-ruoko. Kuridza maketi emumhanzi mumaresitorendi, nekuti haudi kukwikwidzana nemaoko nemumwe munhu paunenge uchidya. Kufanira kuita iyo "inopisa mukombe juggle" nekuti mumwe munhu anokupa iwe mukombe nemubato kurudyi. Kufambisa pakombuta. Kutsvaga chaiko (kana chaicho kuruboshwe) michina, iyo yakawanda yenguva inodhura zvakanyanya nekuda kwe "yakakosha mirairo." Zvisingakoshi muhurongwa hwese hwezvinhu? Zvirokwazvo. Hazvifadzi kune avo vanogara nayo zuva nezuva uye zuva kunze? Kutaura zvishoma. Zvichienderana nemagariro, zvinogona kutonyadzisa dzimwe nguva (kunyangwe, zvishoma uye zvishoma mazuva ano). Kune dzimwe mamiriro ezvinhu apo kuruboshwe-ruoko kunogona kubatsira, ndiko kwandinosarudza kutarisa kuenda kumberi muhupenyu hwangu (tarisa kumusoro kwekupedzisira, kana tinya pane zvinongedzo zvandanyora pazasi).

Ndakaburuka nyore. Sezvo ndasarudza kuve ruboshwe-ruoko, ini ndaigona kushandura zviri nyore mune dzakawanda mamiriro ezvinhu yaive nyaya. Vamwe havana rombo rakanaka. Vakuru-ruoko vanhu havawanzo kuziva iwo mamiriro apo pane "ruoko kune iyo," uye vakasara vakadzidziswa kubva paucheche kugadzirisa uye kugadzirisa vasina kufunga nezvazvo. Ndisu zvechokwadi vanhu vanokanganisa vari pakati vanoziva nekukoshesa.

Sezvo isu tichipemberera Zuva Remaoko-Vabati musi waNyamavhuvhu 13, Lefties, ndinokukwazisa (neruoko rweruboshwe zvechokwadi), uye ndinokujoinha iwe mukumberi nekupemberera. Vakuru-ruoko, tibatane nesu uye vakakwira-vashanu (neruoko rweruboshwe) Chasara mukupemberera!

Uye yeuka:

"Rworuboshwe rwakakosha; vanotora nzvimbo dzisinganakidzi vamwe.”- Victor Hugo

"Kana iyo hafu yekuruboshwe yehuropi ichidzora hafu chaiyo yemuviri saka vanhu vekuruboshwe chete ndivo vane pfungwa dzakanaka.”- WC Fields

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